About Katie Swift

Among local residents, Katherine Swift is simply known as Officer Katie, and she's arguably the most beloved member of the FVPD. It's true that she's charming and good-natured, and that her long legs and slender body attract many interested glances, but this feisty whippet owes most of her popularity to the simple fact that she's the worst police officer in the city, if not the tri-state area.

On the uncommon occasion she notices a crime and apprehends the criminal, her complete disinterest in proper procedure has, so far, resulted in a 100% acquittal rate. She has issued one parking ticket in her three years on the force, but felt so bad about it that she paid it herself.

Katie seems to see her chosen career as one long, weird erotic roleplay session, and spends the majority of her day flirting with, fucking, and sexually harrassing the good citizens of the city. It's generally understood that she doesn't mean any harm; she's just under the delusion that everyone wants to be strip-searched and fondled by a sexy cop. In the rare instances that her "victim's" resistance is genuine, Katie is utterly surprised and deeply apologetic when (and if) she realizes it.

While Officer Katie-related lawsuits have cost the city upwards of $3.5 million as of this writing, she has somehow avoided any disciplinary measures.

Quote

"Why yes, Senator Swift IS my father! How did you guess?"

Accessories

The Officer Katie action figure comes with all you see here: police uniform, nightstick, handcuffs, ponytail and bun hairstyles, scrunchie, partytime dress, lace lingerie, and chutzpah!

Updated 2024-08-24:
Improved belly inflation shape.

Updated 2024-08-24:
Katie accidentally had cum dripping off of her tongue in every screenshot. That's excessive, even for Katie.