Hey, you know that husky lady who trains at this gym? The one built like a brick house?

"Oh you mean Tundra? Yeah, but she hasn't been in for almost a year."

Well I just saw her come back in today, and she's... well...

"Well what?"

Look just come with me, you have got to see this. She's working out in the next room over. Shhh, there she is, power lifting with her back to us.

"God fucking damn, hasn't been in for nearly a whole year and she hasn't lost anything. Still looks like she could literally bench a fucking truck if she wanted."

Yeah but that's not what I wanted to show you. Look carefully at her left hand.

"What are you talking abou... wait... is... is that a... a fucking wedding ring!? Tundra got married!? Somebody actually married that absolute beast of a woman!?"

Shush! She'll hear us! And that ain't even the biggest surprise, wait until she turns around.

"What!? What do you mea-Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! SHE'S PREGNANT!?!? SOME FUCKER ACTUALLY MANAGED TO KNOCK HER UP!?!?"

So who did Tundra marry? A beefy, well-hung stud? A small, cute mousy twink? Or maybe perhaps...

you?

Updated 2024-10-27:
Added sphere colliders for baby belly.