Happy Friend Farms LLC, is proud to display the latest and tastiest in genetic engineering. The Clyde© combines the powerful and meaty form of an average bull, with the tender yet firm teets of an average dairy cow. The Clyde© will produce approximately 6000 gallons of creamy and not-too-sweet milk over its lifespan. Offering the best mouth-watering cuts of brisket, round, and rump, butchering is sure to produce pounds of tender meat. The soft yet strong hide holds a warm auburn color splotched by eggshell white spots. The Clyde© is sure to make a wonderful rug or new pair of western style boots for you or a loved one. Our new meaty marvel is ready to enter your farm. Buy The Clyde© today!

Clyde is a naive and gentle dairy/meat Steer. With no real idea of the world outside of his factory farm, as such hes also very gullible and easy to embarrass. He has no idea of just what he was breed for but enjoys the attention nonetheless.

Will his new owners treat him kindly? Or with the ruthless efficacy of many other farms?