Delaney surely has the reputation of being the speediest, spunkiest squirrel in the service industry!

She just got her first job as a cocktail waitress at Louise's Instincts bar at the edge of RLD, and she's eager to prove herself.

Delaney's a cheerful bundle of enthusiasm and curiosity, but she tends to get herself into ridiculous predicaments due to her distractibility, impulsivity, and trusting nature.

Delaney spent most of her youth attending a strict all-girls boarding school, where boys were whispered about as though they were some sort of wonderful mythical creatures. Because of this, she's comfortable and extremely talkative with women, but around men she's awkward and panicky to an embarrassing degree. She's intensely interested in men, women, and everyone in between, but hasn't quite figured out how to approach anyone in a romantic or physical way.

After graduation, Delaney enrolled at the local co-ed university, FVNU, dreaming of a career in filmmaking. However, she managed to get herself expelled (and nearly disowned by her parents) after wandering off during orientation on her first day. No one's quite sure how the scandalous chain of events started, but her lawyer has advised her not to talk about "the jockstrap incident" until the lawsuits are settled and the men's wrestling team has completed trauma counseling.

Now, suddenly forced to experience the real world for the first time, Delaney's embarking on a new and unexpected chapter of her life, just trying to hold down a job, pay rent, and satisfy all the pent-up curiosity from her sheltered upbringing.