The variations of the vagina can be found in the "Previous Versions" section below.

“I seriously don’t get why Lord Remus needs so many weird-ass biological materials. Especially… you know what I mean. Why the hell does he need so many different creatures’ reproductive organs?”

“Hey, keep your damn voice down! You really not scared of losing your head or what?”

“Scared of what? This alchemy warehouse is creepy as fuck. Nobody ever comes wandering in here. It’s just the two of us stuck on guard duty. But yeah, thinking about it, it is pretty damn strange. And this time? Lord Remus sneaked over himself and asked for a shit-ton of hell drake skins and succubus flesh. Plus he swore up and down we wouldn’t get in trouble for it. That just makes it even more suspicious. No clue what crazy new project he’s cooking up this time.”

“At least it’s definitely not another combat puppet being sent to the front lines.”

“Yeah, probably not. What do you think it is then?”

“You remember those guys in the public bathhouse?”

“Which guys?”

“Come on, you know exactly who. I still remember the time you got wasted and completely wrecked several of them—turned them into literal minced meat. Got yourself sensory-blocked for like a whole week as punishment.”

“Oh! Now that you mention it, it’s coming back to me.Probably Lord Remus getting another custom job made just for his… very special tastes, huh?Man, I’m actually kinda curious what it’s gonna look like this time. And hey—quit roasting me already.You’re hardly any better, mister.What was that game of yours again? ‘Sausage and cucumber' ？You straight-up snapped a whole bunch of them in half.”

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“Dude… seriously? Right now???”

“…You’re the one who started it.”

“You horny bastard… Fine, whatever. Nobody’s coming anyway. Wanna go for a quick one?”

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“You’re not saying no, so I’m taking that as a yes? Come on, drop the act—I know exactly what you’re like. Let’s go already.”

“真不知道Remus大人为什么会需要那么多奇奇怪怪的生物材料。尤其是....你知道我的意思。会要那么多生物种类的生殖器官。”

“嘿，别在这里说这些话！你真不怕自己的脑袋不保啊？”

“嘿，怕什么，炼金仓库这鬼地方阴森得很，没有谁会来这里闲逛，只有我们俩在这当守卫。但想想确实很奇怪啊。而且这一回，Remus大人偷偷跑过来问我们要了很多地狱飞龙的皮肤与魅魔的肉体。还担保我们绝对不会被问责的时候，就更加可疑了。真不知道这一回Remus大人又有什么新的设计。”

“至少肯定不是被拉去前线的战斗傀儡。”

“我想也是，你觉得大概会是什么？”

“记得在公共澡堂里的那些家伙吗？”

“哪些家伙？”

“你肯定知道的。我还记得你有一次喝醉酒了玩坏了好几个，东西都成碎肉了。为此挨了好几天的感官遮蔽。“

”哦！你说起这个我就想起来了。估计是Remus大人在为自己的独特口味进行的私人定制吧。真好奇会是什么样子的。还有，别挖苦我了，你也大差不差。玩什么看看‘我能吃几根’的游戏把一大堆这些家伙都挤骨折了。”

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“不是吧伙计，这种时候？？？”

“............不是你害的。"

”闷骚鬼,,,, 得了，反正现在没有谁会来，来一发？“

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”你不说话我就当你同意了？得了，装什么呢，我还不知道你的德行？走吧走吧。“